The reasons:
1) Ninjas are based on stealth. They aren't into the whole blarg kill blarg tactics. They just show up without the victim knowing and finish their jobs.
2)The Ninja clothing line is much greater. The clothes fit tight so they may move fast and without getting hung up on stuff. Pirates on the other hand wear loose clothes, jewelery, and an eyepatch.
3) Sword location to a Ninja is key. Most Ninjas are seen with the Katana on their backs, while pirates wear it off to the side. This is key to fighting and being disarmed. The Pirate has a greater chance of loosing his sword in battle as it is facing the enemy.
4) A pirate has an eyepatch. This is the worst idea in the world. Giving up one eye before the fight? You tell me how that was a good idea....
5)Ninjas going through long and hard training for years to become what they are. Pirates sail through the sea looking for a ship to fight while yelling random stuff.
6) Ninjas are all about skill and being unseen. Pirates yell in their drunkin manner and try to fight face to face.
7)Pirates kill for fun and hope their is a reward. Ninjas outsmarted them and asked for the money upfront!
8) I pirate has a gun and a sword...Ninjas have many many more deadly weapons to choose from.
9) A Ninja will never boast. They respect silence and peace. They know their mind and spirit as one with their bodies. They are fully trained killing machines!
10) This one is said for me:
"If you vote Pirate, I guess that means you enjoy downing a frosty with your blasphemous mates while checking out the chicks, ready to poke someone's eye out for looking too. Loser! Lazy bum! Get some discipline!! Become a ninja! "
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