Some stuff to make you think!

Here are just a few questions to make you think! Leave comments on what you think!

1)What hair color do they put on the license of a bald man?

2)When animal food is said to be improved flavor, Who tests it?

3)Why does 7-11 have locks on the door if its open 24-7-365?

4)If your driving at the speed of light and turn headlights on...what happens?

5) Why are they called APARTments when they are all together?

6) Why is stuff moved on a ship called CARgo and stuff in a car is SHIPment?

7)It is believe that 5 out of 4 people have trouble understanding fractions.

8) If its zero degrees today and supposed to be twice as cold tommorow, how cold will it be?

9)Why do you press on the remote button harder in hope to change something when you know the battery is dead?

10) Why do you turn down the music in the car when looking for something?

11) Why do doctors call what they do a pratice?

12) Do you control your mind or does your mind control you?

13) When is a terrorist not a freedom fighter?

14)When your at a movie theater alone and two people sit next to you, Who do the armrests belong to?

15)Where does a toetag go on a dead person if they lost their toes?

16)If you dug a hole through the earth and jumped in where would you go?

17) Why isnt allstate insurance not availabe in all states?

18) Do they bury people with braces on?

19) Can deaf people sign with food in their mouths?

Time for sleep. Expect this blog to be updated/edited a lot!